Hi there all my bloggers. Sorry I was away for a while that whole school/life/work thing got in the way. So now that I'm back discuss something so frightening, so repulsive, so feathered; BIRDS! Yes anyone that knows me knows that I am not a bird fan at all. It could stem from the pet bird that my grandfather killed with bug spray when I was ten (I guess he didn't know the aeresol can fumes will fall back down from the air and poor little birdie just became a casualty, still love you anyway gramps wherever you may be now), or it could be karma for me teasing my sister with the feather duster when we were younger; strangely enough she was afraid of the feather duster (laughing to myself). Whatever the reason may be that I am so afraid of these feathered freaks, I just am. To make matters worse I go to school downtown in peigon heaven where they frolic and feed off of everything and anything, and they don't even get scared when you walk by them! They even have this new tactic where they fly down over your head like an old navy bomber from WWII. Well whenever this paralyzing fear subsides in me...WHO AM I KIDDING WHEN I GET TO HEAVEN IM ASKING THE BIG MAN FOR PLASTICS OR PAPERWEIGHTS ON THE WINGS!...Please enjoy thee pics of these ugly fake flamingos Macys displayed in their window last year as if it was a good thing as well as this horrid video...DARK CHOCOLATE IT IS! (The queen says: off with their heads)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=si9j8AKN06Y
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