THIS POST IS IN ALL CAPS BECAUSE I AM VERY FURIOUS AND THIS EMPHASIZES THAT...OK WHERE DO I BEGIN ALTHOUGH ALL OF MY POSTS ARE AROUND THE SAME DATE BELIEVE ME THESE THOUGHTS/THINGS HAPPENED AT DIFFERENT TIMES. THIS NEXT THING I AM GOING TO TALK ABOUT IS IN ASSOCIATION WITH MY PREVIOUS POST ABOUT BIRDS. ABOUT A WEEK AGO I WAS ON MY WAY TO SCHOOL WALKING WITH MY MOM FROM THE TRAIN STATION. ALL OF A SUDDEN I COULD PRACTICALLY FEEL A PIEGON SITTING ON MY HEAD THAT'S HOW CLOSE TO ME THIS BASTARD WAS. I COULD HEAR HIS WING FLAP OVER ME (SHUTTERS). I OF COURSE THOUGHT THIS WAS UNUSUAL SO I KIND OF KNEW WHAT WAS GOING ON. I HAD JUST CUSSED THE BIRD OUT IN MY HEAD CALLING IT SOME VERY BAD WORDS THAT I WILL NOT TYPE IN HERE BECAUSE MY WHOLE CLASS WILL BE READING THIS BUT YOU GET THE POINT. IT WAS ALMOST AS IF THE DAM THING HEARD AND UNDERSTOOD ME SWOOPS OVE MY HEAD AS A WARNING NOT TO SPEAK HIS NAME ANYMORE THEN FLIES AWAY. I ARRIVE AT DUNKIN DONUTS FOR MY CUP OF COFFEE AND TAKE MY HOOD OFF INSIDE BECAUSE IT WAS GETTING A LITTLE HOT. AS I ORDER MY COFFEE I SEE THAT MY VISITOR THIS MORNING LEFT A LITTLE GIFT TO ME ON MY SLEEVE. DISGUSTED AS I WAS I WIPED IT OFF FULLY KNOWING I WAS GOING TO DROWN MY COAT IN SOAP WHEN I GOT TO SCHOOL. UPON ARRIVING AT SCHOOL I HAD AN ERIE FEELING THERE WAS SOMETHING MORE ON ME AND SO I ASKED A FELLOW STUDENT WHO WAS AT THE DOOR WAITING TO GET IN WITH ME IF HE MINDED TELLING ME IF I HAD BIRD RELEASE ON ME ANYWHERE. IT WAS ALMOST AS IF I HAD A "FLUSH WHEN DONE" SIGN ON MY BODY BECAUSE THAT LITTLE NASTY %^#^^($#@@@**#*$ GOT ME IN MY HOOD, ON BOTH SLEEVES,AND ON THE BOTTOM OF MY PURSE!! HOW THE HELL DID HE HIT THE BOTTOM OF MY PURSE??? NEEDLESS TO SAY I WAS REPULSED AND MORESO I HAD PUT MY HOOD ON SO NOW IM THINKING ITS IN MY HAIR!!!!!!! I ASKED THE GUY WHO TOLD ME OF MY MISFORTUNE IF IT WAS IN MY HAIR HE TOLD ME NO BUT I COULDN'T EVEN BE HAPPY BECAUSE IT WAS EVERYWHERE ELSE ON ME! AND TO MAKE IT EVEN WORSE I HAD TO BE DOWNTOWN UNTIL 4PM! AND IT WAS ONLY 7:30AM! I IMMEDIATELY RAN TO THE BATHROOM FLUNG OFF MY COAT AND PURSE AND HAD THE MISFORTUNE OF WIPING OFF MY COAT BUT ALSO DRINCHING MY HOOD IN HOT SOAPY WATER WATCHING AS THIS FEATHERED F##CKS EXCREMENT WASHES DOWN THE DRAIN. MY MY PURSE NO LONGER IS WELCOMED PASS MY FRONT DOOR AND WILL PROBABLY END UP IN THE TRASH NO MATTER HOW MUCH DISINFECTANT I HAVE DOUSED IT WITH. AND AS FOR THE COAT IT REMAINS AT THE LOCAL CLEANERS GUESS I'LL GO GET IT NOW BUT IM AFRAID THAT SAME PIEGON WILL RECOGNIZE MY COAT AND GO FOR IT AGAIN. TO THAT BIRD I SAY YOU ARE SOOO LUCKY I DON'T GO AND BUY A HUGE BOX OF DECON AND POUR IT IN THE STREETS OF DOWNTOWN SINCE I KNOW YOU AND YOUR FREINDS WILL EAT ANYTHING..WELL THAT AND I WOULD END UP CLEANING UP YOUR DEAD CARCUSES AS PUNISHMENT IF I GET CAUGHT..BUT IT WOULD ALMOST BE WORTH IT YOU RATS WITH WINGS!!!!!